How are you?
I think that you are very cute and that u know for sure how to make ur girlfriend happy. you know, I was learning psychology in university and that's why I know a lot of things about physiognomy! So, I examined pics of urs, analyzed them and decided that u are very cool. That's why I am writing you this message.
Oh, some stuff about me. My name is Ed and I am 25 years old. I'm here daily and that's why I'll be waiting for you to answer!
Please, don't let me wait!

Ed, I'm flattered but I don't think your my type. I'm also a bit perplexed as to how knowing how to make my girlfriend happy matters to you.

I will not be responding direclty to you, but you can consider this a public no thank you.