What's in my handlebar bag?

I've had this bag for more than a year. I got it orginally for use at the beach and because it is a smallish carry on bag that works for my 'lectronics.

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This bag isn't waterproof, but it does have a raincoat, tucked into a back pocket. The plan for this bag is stuff that I need to get to quickly or often. I imagine it's also what I'll use going to and from our campsite to the shower. I found this knog"" bag, but it's an Australian company. The interior of the bag is … well … anatomically correct. You'll notice I've done some modifications so that when I open the flap on a plane, I'm not scandalizing anyone. Here's what's inside the bag: